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As the Hair Twirls...

look I made a swan!

9/16/05 02:02 pm - So true!

the Cutting Edge

(57% dark, 46% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi




The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 66% on darkness

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You scored higher than 51% on spontaneity

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You scored higher than 23% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

7/28/05 08:36 pm - I am Batman!

Batman
Congratulations! You scored a super 68%!
Cool, calm and powerful. Whilst your actual super abilities may not be anything too dazzling, you have earnt the respect of both friends and enemies in response to your amazing fighting skills, strategic combat and experience. Luckily you have access to the greens which can fund all your majorly cool gadgets, vehicles and weapons! Also, you're reluctant but still accepting to the idea of having a teammate/side-kick, which just makes everything a whole lotta fun, doesn't it now! On the down side, you've probably suffered some sort of trauma at a young age (that's why we don't talk to the old man near the swings, kids). Similar to the Wolverine, your past is a base for your current motivation, undertaking some kind of personal vow in search of justice. All in all though, you're one tough nut. There's not a lot of people who have the minerals to go up against you, and you're experienced enough not to get cocky and let the little things like never finding happiness get you down!




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 71% on Heropoints
Link: The Which SUPER HERO are you Test written by crayzee69 on Ok Cupid

7/12/05 06:32 pm



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7/5/05 04:03 pm

The Arch-Rival
- You Are The Arch-Rival

"I've come for what is
mine."



Your life has an objective. A goal that you have
dedicated to obtain no matter what the cost.
Regardless of what that mission is, or how
often it changes, everything around you is
focused on it and you will stop at nothing to
fulfill your destiny. Your attitude and mood
may change, but your selfish mindset is always
the same. Only a few friends stay with you
because of this and you probably have had some
trouble in the past as a result as well. But
none of that matters so long as you get what
rightfully belongs to you. Nothing will stand
in your way.


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5/11/05 11:21 pm - I want to punch someone!

As i sit here in the computer lab writing my paper people are talking are starting to annoy me...ALOT! there are other people in the lab so shut the fuck up! i can't stand hispanic accents! yo quedo toco bell... go eat a little fat girls toco...wow that was really mean!

on the up and up! i have alot of studying to do tonight and a 7:45 exam tomorrow! fun fun! but on the real up and up...me and eric talk and we laid out a bunch of stuff on the table. i feel much better that i talked to him, like you ahve no idea. so then that guy from the 90's that i emailed...IM me today! how freaking awsome so i think i might stay an extra day to ask him out on a date! wow! happy ryan for the next few days! no being mean to manda for that time! yeah!

5/5/05 02:28 pm

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4/22/05 04:02 am

NIGHTCRAWLER!!!
Holy crap! You are:
If you had the power to teleport ANYWHERE at ANYTIME, where would YOU go? Actually, you are more rational and spiritual than the average X-Men, Night Crawler is always out to do the right thing. In real life, you're probably the "perfect" man or woman that everyone looks for, but you're too good a friend too see like that. Wow, can't ever get a break, eh?




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 20% on Mutations
Link: The Which X-Man Are You Test written by alexium on Ok Cupid

3/23/05 02:25 pm

SO then...i actually feel very accomplished today. I worked out at the Y (i saw that guy again manda...lol), i filled out a couple of applications for summer employment, i ran to walmart (i felt soooo tashy in there), i cleaned, and i got country ovens to donate some cherries to me for my research project.

my research project for those who don't know is The Effects of Various Sucrose and Trelose Concentrations on Osmotic Dehydration...aka i dip cherries in sugar water and i stick them in an oven do dry them and see what happens...sounds very technical doesn't it? i think so! yeah! i can't wait to do it! yeah!

3/7/05 10:52 pm

i guess i act my age!...ok?





You Are 20 Years Old



20





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.



What Age Do You Act?

3/1/05 01:08 pm - Do you really know me?

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